I want to have your abortion
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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