he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
