she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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