So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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