The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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