When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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