sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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