Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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