i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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