i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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