he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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