I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
