Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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