where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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