dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize
