He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
this is an emotional support booty call
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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