She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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