Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just had sex on a roof
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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