So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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