I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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