Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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