i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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