I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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