Those balls look pretty dangerous.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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