This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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