Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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