Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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