awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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