So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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