I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Use "feeling words"
Yay
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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