I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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