using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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