Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
this is an emotional support booty call
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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