i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Hippo gnu deer
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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