Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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