K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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