My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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