i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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