My hair reeks of homosexuality.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Never underestimate the power of titties
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
