We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
