Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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