So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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