if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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