Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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