I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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