we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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