We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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