He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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