Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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