Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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